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Roderick Scott Neighborhod Watchman -


TAGS: trayvon race riots zimmerman
Rating: 4.5/5

More politifakes by GrouchoMarxist

GrouchoMarxist - June 3, 2014, 7:47 pm
Did the stand your ground troll see this yet?
EmmaRoydes - May 18, 2014, 1:18 pm
Not to be a jerk or anything, but you are incorrect. You can find plenty of examples of the use of non-complex even via google (https://www.google.com/search?q=non-complex&oq=non-complex)
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 1:03 pm
Emma, one does not say 'non-complex', one says 'simple'. For example: "Speaking English is simple."
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:24 pm
http://www.politifake.org/comments/59376 Come on! You know you want. Good times. :-D
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:23 pm
Uh, huh…sure, herpa derp or what ever you say… Anyways, the rest of us are having fun on the “liberal party poster thread.” :-) If you want to blow off steam, come join the fun, and play! See you there hopefully. Cheers
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:22 pm
/correction...or = of
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:20 pm
Nah, this time around I rather enjoy you just the way you are. Like your own little prison or wackiness.
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 3:19 pm
Well....apparently not the first two times around, huh? X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 3:08 pm
might understand where I'm coming from. Of course, it could also be indicative of an onset of alzheimers, but I didn't want to go there.
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 3:06 pm
and my last point is that I was truly interested in whether or not cranky had been diagnosed yet. If he can't comprehend non-complex statements, it could be an indication of aphasia or agnosia. If you took the time to look at the comment before mine, you
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 3:00 pm
"generous" lmao, you attacked me, but your attacks were pretty lame. I know you meant to coerce me into saying something that would get me banned, but I may be dumb in your eyes, but I'm not stupid and saw thru you right off the bat.
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
From what I saw, the two of you both played the spit, s******, tissue? game. Fortunately for you, moooo went after groucho, not you. But as moooooo stated, I don't know all the details, just what I saw.
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 1:10 pm
/correction(typo)-I'm pretty fair to everyone here. I've been more than fair with you, very generous in fact...
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 1:08 pm
hEmmaroydes often are...
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 1:07 pm
...And I wasn't being rhetorical. Sorry if it came off as a lecture. I was actually seriously asking you that question. I'm very curious why you are SO on the attack with Cranky...seriously. Did he kill your dog or something? Jeeezz...
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 1:06 pm
Nah, I'll speak when I want to thanx. :-) And your grudge against "Cranky" is unfounded. Groucho, as already know, used to play the "s'pit" and "s'wallow" game. So, I could care less about his feelings. I'm pretty fair to everyone here.More than fair to u
crankyhead - May 16, 2014, 12:48 pm
She sure is sensitive, huh?
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 12:48 pm
And you came after me as well, so hold your lectures until you can do them from a non hypocritical stance
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 12:46 pm
That coming from the king of attack comments!? Really fauxnews? Really!? I've seen you bare your teeth at a large number of people on this site. And now you lecture me? Lmao In fact I very recently saw you go after grouchomarxist.
fauxnews - May 16, 2014, 12:05 pm
Do you just wait by the computer all day with unabated breath,waiting for that moment you can attack "Cranky"? What did he do to you again to earn such angry disdain and vengeance?lol..just because he happens to be liberal and proud of it, that's a crime?
crankyhead - May 16, 2014, 12:00 pm
Oh, she's going to pretend to be a doctor today, awesome.
EmmaRoydes - May 16, 2014, 11:55 am
How cute, have you already been diagnosed with either aphasia or agnosia?
crankyhead - May 16, 2014, 11:35 am
Groucho thinks he's liberal... how adorable.
GrouchoMarxist - May 16, 2014, 8:34 am
Everything I know about civil I learned from liberals..
rebeccaolsen - April 20, 2014, 11:00 pm
Ignore him. Don't feed the troll. Groucho is the poster child of uncivil around here.
steve1961 - April 20, 2014, 10:55 pm
I'd hardly say that calling them racists is civil.
GrouchoMarxist - April 20, 2014, 9:47 pm
For some strange reason libs get really pissed when you're more civil than they are..
fauxnews - April 20, 2014, 3:34 pm
Oh,dont worry"Emma"(lol)...we are ALL "friends" here X-D Now,excuse me.Gotta go back to my lovely Easter lunch.Gotta sauté this squash in front of me.Looks like you're already stirring the pot.Guess we're all cooking here!Enjoy this beautiful day.Cheers
foxrecon19d - April 20, 2014, 3:08 pm
Duh...RAMA! Getting back to the poster, I didn't know Roderick Scott sh** a 17 year old white kid. Maybe that's why he changed his name to Dave Chappelle...
steve1961 - April 20, 2014, 3:06 pm
There's a lot about the goings on at this site that I don't understand but if anybody can clean it up, it'd be you, Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2014, 2:03 pm

You'd have to know the whole backstory to understand and I don't think anyone that's been around here a while would accuse me of "leaning toward Faux". Quite the opposite in fact.
EmmaRoydes - April 20, 2014, 1:07 pm
from the looks of the postings, moooooooooooo, it looks like they are both just a guilty. Little lean towards faux here?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2014, 9:27 am

Faux. Don't take the bait, that just makes it harder for the mods.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2014, 9:18 am

Groucho. Lay off the name calling and the "choking" references. You're not going to get away with messing this place up again.
fauxnews - April 19, 2014, 10:37 pm
*yawn* Keep talking.I always yawn when I'm interested. Here's a fun idea: Let's play horse! I'll be the front end and you just be yourself...
GrouchoMarxist - April 19, 2014, 9:53 pm
In other words anything you post or say here is worth as pile of warm crap.. Don't choke on it loser. Thanks for playing.
fauxnews - February 27, 2014, 12:51 am
Really? Explain to me how that's possible as I'm not from America?DOH! But it sure was fun helping my American friends dissuade conservative voters into staying home and not voting for Mitt.How do you like dem apples?X-D Here,lemme give you another tissue
GrouchoMarxist - February 27, 2014, 12:37 am
An idiot you voted for... Keep up the vacuum
fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 10:48 pm
Oh, about as well as Romney's campaign did. X-D Remind me who won the American Presidential election again? Another box of tissues, mate?
GrouchoMarxist - February 26, 2014, 10:26 pm
How's the Ron Paul campaign these days? Who?
fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 8:04 pm
Boo hoo.Did I hurt your feelings?Still b-urthurt over your last ban?It was only a year long sentence X-D Im sure you enjoy being back.But you're probably not enjoying it as much as I am- watching you lick your wounds.It's VERY satisfying. You're a fun toy
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 7:21 pm
Like every suck face lib you bust out knee pads when your dogmas are killed... Keep trying sucknews I'm enjoying this...
fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 10:06 am
Oh, you were asking me? Eww, gross. I think you have me confused with your mother again. You mean to tell me...you did all that for nothing?!?! Tsk! Tsk! Forget to take your meds again? :-/ Forget the tissue. Here...have the whole box! You'll need it. X-D
fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 9:40 am
You dont need to ask me for permission.Do the first.But if you wanna do both,go for it.Only thing I recommend is you get kneepads next time.Those bruises look terrible.And again,TISSUE? You're face is a mess.Wipe it.Or next time,the answer will be NO.X-D
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 9:09 am
Do you spit or s******?
fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 3:18 am
Tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 1:31 am
I bet you don't even blink
fauxnews - February 23, 2014, 2:26 am
TRANSLATION(CrotchoMuncher): This post is proof I am retarded.
GrouchoMarxist - February 23, 2014, 1:53 am
Proof that liberals are racists
crankyhead - July 31, 2013, 10:26 am
Possibly worse.
vbattaile - July 31, 2013, 2:00 am
Proof that conservatards are as bad as libtards. Seriously.
vbattaile - July 31, 2013, 12:23 am
Black-white shooting not parallel: http://www.newsday.com/opinion/letters/letter-black-white-shooting-not-parallel-1.5798524
terroraustralis - July 26, 2013, 11:08 pm
44 shares, nice.
OTC - July 22, 2013, 5:34 pm
Remember the riots? I don't even remember the case, did the media not cover this 24/7?
StoneTools - July 20, 2013, 4:53 pm
yeah, I don't either. But Jessie Jackson ... oh, wait ... but al sharpton ... oh wait ... if obama had a son?


If Michael Brown, Eric Garner & Trayvon Martin had been killed in Afghanistan -


TAGS: michael brown eric garner trayvon martin obama holder sharpton jesse jackson farrakhan race baiters naacp afghanistan iraq war troops
Rating: 4.97/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 1:58 pm
Been a couple weeks, probably don't now. Just so the sleep well. 5L


MEET BARACK OBAMA, JR. - Obama: 'If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon'




THE REPUBLICAN HEALTH CARE PLAN - This man hit the nail on the [email protected] head




CURIOUS - Silence


TAGS: gun control trayvon martin
Rating: 2/5

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crankyhead - July 19, 2013, 2:58 pm
*Doing my best impression of Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.* JGalt.....? JGalt.....? JGalt......?
terroraustralis - July 18, 2013, 10:30 am
ironically enough, if his school had reported him, then he would have been in jail awaiting trial the night he died. if it wasnt for his school covering up his crimes, trayvon would be alive.
terroraustralis - July 18, 2013, 10:29 am
i am not sure if his criminal record at the time would have prohibited him from owning a gun, but his school apparently failed to report him for committing a crime, dealing with the issue internally so he wouldnt be arrested
KATO - July 18, 2013, 2:40 am
Would it make a difference if Trayvon registered a gun legally or just stolen one?
terroraustralis - February 8, 2013, 6:06 pm
and if someone attacks you and threatens your life, you should have every right to defend yourself by whatever means you deem neccesary, regardless of what skin colour the attacker has.
terroraustralis - February 8, 2013, 6:05 pm
because trayvon martin was the exact kind of CRIMINAL a**HOLE whom gun control legislation is designed to prevent from owning a gun. just because he was black and unarmed doesnt mean he didnt a**AULT george zimmerman.
BALLS - February 8, 2013, 2:41 pm
Sure he did. Keep drinking that koolaid.
PapaFox - February 8, 2013, 2:39 pm
George Zimmerman hunted down a unarmed scary black teenager
BALLS - February 8, 2013, 1:18 pm
Treyvon Martin attacked George Zimmerman. If anything, Zimmerman needed the gun.


ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS... -


TAGS: zimmerman trayvon politics riots justice
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - July 13, 2013, 2:49 am
coming soon to a FLorida neighborhood near you....


ALIYAH SHELL - No Marches, Speeches, or Copywrited T-Shirts For This Victim of the Chicago Bloodbath.




"Where was NAACP and media when two black teenagers shot a white baby in the face?!" -




PRAY FOR OUR PRESIDENT - (to be replaced)




This Is What Betrayal Looks Like -




REID PICKS KERRY FOR SUPERCONGRESS - Yes, John Kerry, who dodged paying taxes on his $7 million yacht, has been appointed by Harry Reid to tackle entitlement and tax reform. Priceless




Liberal Logic -




PRAY FOR OBAMA - "Let his days be few; and let another take his office." psalm 109:8 KJV




THE ONE THING BARACK IS RIGHT ABOUT -




So many want to blame George Zimmerman for the death of Trayvon Martin, when actually it's this prodigy of public education whom people should be upset with. After all, if not for Rachel Jeantel telling Trayvon that, "Zimmerman could be a rapist"... -


TAGS: zimmerman trayvon politics
Rating: 5/5

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Oyster - July 22, 2013, 6:16 am
Yea, her last couple of interviews cetainly have derailed the civil and Federal suits planned aginst Zimmerman. Thank God!


The DOJ organizes, funds, & busses in protesters for rallies against Zimmerman?! -




Have you noticed how it's the actual racists in this Country who are always the ones doing all the whining about racism in this Country? -




Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -


TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.


OCCUPY PEPPER SPRAY - suddenly they was motivated to move along




George Zimmerman murder trial Judge, Debra Nelson... -




School prayer a fundamental right -


TAGS: battaile vik prayer schools
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - May 15, 2013, 4:31 pm
a win quote that couldn't be more true.
Curlyrocks - May 15, 2013, 4:00 pm
A PRAR IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL, GOD HAS NO PLACE IN THESE WALLS LIKE FACTS HAVE NO PLACE IN ORGINIZED RELIGION. Superintendent Chalmers.


The Kangaroo Court trial of George Zimmerman! -




RIGHT ABOUT NOW, EVEN LIBTARD ATHEISTS ARE PRAYING -




PRAYERS TO ALLAH -




THE GALLAGHER EFFECT - BOEHNER'S GAVEL = HOUSE ATROCITIES




STAND YOUR GROUND LAW - It’s supposed to PROTECT the PERSON who’s being followed home by the psycopath. Not the "PSYCOPATH"!!


TAGS: trayvon martin greorge zimmerman sanford
Rating: 1.6/5

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MashiMashi - August 28, 2013, 11:03 pm
naughty naughty
StoneTools - August 19, 2013, 11:29 am
Nocte
crankyhead - August 18, 2013, 5:06 pm
Nocta.
StoneTools - August 17, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ah, ye old prima notte
MashiMashi - August 17, 2013, 4:13 pm
Every president except TAFT has been a decendant of Prince JOHN, the Robin Hood king who would end knights on missions take their property and ra** thier wives.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2013, 11:53 pm

Wow. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. And I read politifake......Al needs a dose of reality.
StoneTools - August 7, 2013, 5:06 pm
Sharpton: "British royals should have named baby 'Trayvon.' By choosing 'George' they sided with white Hispanic racist Zimmerman"


PSALM 109... LET US PRAY... -




American Conservatives are Pro-life * -


TAGS: american conservatives pro life trayon martin
Rating: 3.24/5

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fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 6:02 pm
Oh, Zeity, you had me at "score." :-)
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:17 pm
Score one for Emma for the KKK democrat retort.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 5:02 pm
Here's a towel then. Feel better? Now dry off those tears, mate. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 4:37 pm
No thanks, maybe you should just take a cold shower.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
:-*
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
Need a hug?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:57 pm
Funny how you show a democrat (KKK) aiming a pistol at the child. Being a limey, you probably didn't know that the KKK is a product of democrats, did you?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:30 pm
Seriously, though... all satire has a component built into that. In the meanwhile, watch Fruitvale station. Great empathy exercise. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20483133_20687823,00.html
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:27 pm
Like the Stallone movie? X-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_UC2AyhYQk
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 1:25 pm
Kinda going over the top a bit wouldn't you say.


DEMOCRATS STAB WOUNDED WARRIORS IN THE BACK -




RESPECT BLACK LIFE? -




Justice isn't about appeasing a "gang" of people who incite & encourage terroristic acts to coerce what they think justice should be simply to satisfy their own racist prejudice! -




OBAMA, HOW IS THAT SON WORKING OUT FOR YOU NOW? - George Zimmerman Passed Police Lie Detector Test Day After Trayvon Martin Killing




THE JUAN PERCENT -


TAGS: spray can bigotry
Rating: 2.14/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:51 pm
Then he said "We want change in Washington"
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:03 pm
New entry for the American political lexicon: Hispandering.
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 1:30 am
Bitter clingers
JGalt - September 21, 2012, 12:10 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6D55384wiUg#!
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 11:40 pm
John McCain has not attacked my muslim faith
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 11:39 pm
Navy Corpseman
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 11:39 pm
give a kid a breathalyzer treatment
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 11:39 pm
57 states 1 more to go
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 10:55 pm
The private sector is doing fine....
foxrecon19d - September 20, 2012, 10:54 pm
This is a good one. Nice job
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 10:49 pm
8.2% unemployment?


RACHEL JEANTEL ADMITS THAT TRAYVON HATED GAYS -


TAGS: trayvon martin g** basher
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - July 20, 2013, 2:54 pm
So fox, you're saying you'd confront the 'would-be attacker', in this situation?
foxrecon19d - July 19, 2013, 5:18 pm
crankyhead the Canadifake, no one on this site wants to know that your se#ual fantasy is to be molested by George Zimmerman
crankyhead - July 19, 2013, 3:03 pm
Fox, not everyone is like you. Most people on this website, when confronted with what they believed to be an a**ault by a suspected ***ual predator, would in fact, bounce the guy's head off the pavement a few times, instead of just a**uming the position.
Oyster - July 18, 2013, 6:30 am
Hello? Ms. Maddow? Where are you?


== SELF-DEFENSE == - "I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again." -- Bernhard Goetz --




DRONE STRIKES - America Sanctioned Assassinations


TAGS: assassination kill murder government militray
Rating: 3.67/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:37 am
I guess you need to talk to bam bam


OCCUPY GRAMMA - GOOD JOB officer!! The elderly think they can get away with being "DOUCHE-BAGS"!! Not no more you DON'T!!




TRAYVON- RETHINKING OBAMA'S GUN CONTROL POLICY -


TAGS: trayvon rethinking obama s gun control
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - July 19, 2013, 5:22 pm
Actually. If Trayvon's girl friend is to be believed, it was Trayvon who turned and approached Zimmerman
MashiMashi - July 19, 2013, 10:53 am
They said an armed society is a polite society, howeva the Jurry said Zimmerman was pretty rude when he approached trayvon
GrouchoMarxist - July 18, 2013, 10:49 pm
Trayvon wins a Darwin Award
rerun - July 18, 2013, 7:23 pm

Wouldn't it be illegal for a 17 y/o to own a hand gun an any state?


When angry racist mobs attack! -




Trayvon Martin's friend Rachel Jeantel played as much a part in his death -




The George Zimmerman Trial Verdivct: NOT GUILTY! -




JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON? MEH... -




THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO GIVE UP THEIR LIVES FOR THE PROMISE OF GOVERNMENT PROTECTION WILL FIND THAT THEY WILL GET NEITHER -


TAGS: trayvon trusted obama
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - July 19, 2013, 2:47 pm
fox, I thought it was your position that Zimmerman was the one who needed protection...?
terroraustralis - July 18, 2013, 7:27 pm
a dead criminal scumbag is still a criminal scumbag. trayvon is a bright and shining example of who we need guns to protect ourselves from.


Rachel Jeantel speculating about George Zimmerman in her phone conversation with Trayvon Martin on the night he was killed, "He may be a rapist, Trayvon." -




DEMOCRATS STAB WOUNDED WARRIORS IN THE BACK -




DEMOCRATS HAVE TO BLAME BUSH! -




ZIMMERMAN'S BODYGUARD -


TAGS: aquitted zimmerman trayvon
Rating: 5/5
terroraustralis - July 20, 2013, 3:25 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=shODnGQJ6FU#at=101 charles barkley tells it like it is
foxrecon19d - July 19, 2013, 6:22 pm
Hmmmm... guess not all blacks believe that racial B.S. that the left wing Democrats want folks to believe


You know if Trayvon Martin had succeeded at murdering George Zimmerman in February of 2012... -




B'NEZZ -




THIS IS WHAT OBAMA'S CALL TO PRAYER SOUNDS LIKE -




INQUIRING MINDS - Would like to know




GOOD OLE UNCLE JOE - Personifies Democrats Everywhere. I can still hear the echo of the braying in my brain!




Unintended Consequences -




cray-cray -


TAGS: cray cray
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:53 pm
They'll probably have to finish designing their semi-sentient plants that pollenate each other
JGalt - June 7, 2013, 10:29 pm
Not to mention all the bees and b***erflies dying off- who's going to pollenate crops then??
Renza - June 7, 2013, 9:13 am
Amazing how right after this bill goes into effect, a massive amount of their GMO wheat that was supposedly destroyed years ago mysteriously shows up in massive quantities in Oregon, causing up to half a billion dollars in revenue loss...
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 8:05 am
OMG! Are you saying that Obama didn't read the bill before he signed it? Or that the rest of congress didn't read what they were voting on?
JGalt - June 7, 2013, 12:10 am
Did Roy sign it into existance? SOmetimes each side tries to put poison pills in bills to kill them you know, and sometimes it does not matter..... likewise both sides could be being paid by the same lobbyists too!
Curlyrocks - June 6, 2013, 9:18 pm
Can we just agree that either neither side cares or both sides have been bought by the GMO lobby, and we're just f*cked
Cannabal - June 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
That "bill" contained a rider that was secretly put in by Republican Roy Blunt.


BRAYING FOR BIDEN - Axelrod spins after the VP debate




WASHINGTON D.C. FRIDAY PRAYERS IMAM MUHAMMAD AL-'ASI - Was in IRAN on May 14-15, 2011. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Israel Is the Root Of Global Terrorism!




OBAMA'S JOB PLAN - move to China




When standard race baiting community agitating tactics fail to coerce a jury & influence a verdict in a high-profile court case through terroristic threats of violence on society... -




In Obama's America, even when you're a black perpetrator you're still a victim! -


TAGS: zimmerman trayvon injustice obama politics
Rating: 4.56/5

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Renza - June 12, 2013, 7:41 am
Clearly you've never been to south Florida.
ChadAllen - June 11, 2013, 11:22 pm
You mean like those in the media who "arbitrarily" doctored their news footage of Zimmerman intentionally to spin their biased trite narrative, Runza? Ironic this is the only time I've ever heard an Hispanic referred to as being a "white" Hispanic tho'.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 10:23 pm
13373
Renza - June 11, 2013, 10:03 pm
my guess would be the guy arbitrarily throwing around "black gangsta wannabe"


VIGILANTE - Spike Lee Endangers A Private Citizen In Pursuit Of "Vigilante Justice"




BOB AND NANCY STRAIT - NOT THE LEFT'S NEXT POSTER CHILDREN FOR RACIAL VIOLENCE




TRAYVON, WHO? SERIOUSLY...WHO CARES? -




DIFFERENCES- REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS PRAY TO GOD FOR DIFFERENT REASONS -




DEATH OF A TALKING POINT - Every Liberal Talking Point Has a Limited Shelf Life.




SUBTLETIES - Even Hollywood script writers are trying to shape political opinions. Shame, Shame on you for portraying groups like the tea party as violent anarchists!




Betrayed -




" THE PRAYER " - The Prayer call can come at any God-given moment,It's widely accepted that God works in mysterious ways.


TAGS: obama the most beautifull sound the call for prayer
Rating: 4/5

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jaxx - September 25, 2012, 8:27 pm
ROFLMAO!


One grieving family to another -




PALESTINIAN PRAYER FOR BLESSINGS -




OBAMACARE PRAYER VIGIL - It's not like it's the first time liberals went to their knees for Obama.


TAGS: obamacare prayer vigil supreme court
Rating: 3.55/5

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romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 10:08 pm
If you keep talking to yourself like that, people might think you're crazy. You're trying to teabag yourself now? Did the bamster dump you? Ouch. LOL..
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 10:02 pm
No prob... Just as long as you continue to not mind being teabagged... I'm cool.. Need a tissue?
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 9:57 pm
You want help wiping BamBam's, uh, essence from your face? Do it yourself, teabagger. X-D Maybe should've thought twice before becoming a teabagger, kinda messy job. LOL
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 9:49 pm
You need a tissue?
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 9:44 pm
I know. You get on your knees for them. That's why you and BamBam get along so well! X-D Now, enough debate, get back on your knees for the President. BamBam doesn't like it when you keep him waiting.
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 9:43 pm
TRANSLATION(Groucho): You hurt my feelings. Now if you excuse me,can't argue right now. I got to get me some new kneepads. I got four years of Obama to prepare for and bambam doesnt like it unless I'm on my knees for him promptly!
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 9:41 pm
Sorry lib boy... We don't bow down to empty suits much less any politician.
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
You're no different than any empty headed lib...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
And you get four more years to do that! Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist:"I'm gonna need bigger kneepads." LOL
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 9:38 pm
That we don't judge you for getting on your knees for Obama? That's the nice thing about us libs. We are open minded by that sort of thing. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 9:35 pm
Keep proving my point
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 9:35 pm
s/s
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 9:15 pm
P.S. Wanted to thank you for Obamacare. Happy to know that your tax dollars get to pay for my healthcare. Thanx for that, tatatatatateabagger! ;-) At least you can get a doctor to look at those bruises on your knees. hahaaha Mittens' won't pay for it.;-p
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 9:10 pm
Oh, you don't have to get on your knees for me. Won't Mittens get jealous? haha.. Sorry, tatatatatat-teabagger. But you gugugugugguessed wrong. PWN Obamacare passed the court didn't it? HAAHAHA
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 8:43 pm
Just fine... You prove it every day on your knees for babababa bam bam ... More Tea?
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 3:10 pm
Hmmmm.... let's see. How did 'this prediction' work out for you, Teabagger? LOL..


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crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 3:59 pm
I'm not the guy parading around his ignorance like it's something to be proud of, by repeatedly misusing terms and words. So, as I said before, learn what it means, then we can discuss your usage.
StoneTools - July 21, 2013, 3:38 pm
huh? you have comprehension failure and you want me to explain the term to you? Just go to google and educate yourself, then we can discuss it, ok?
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 2:02 pm
Stone, learn what the term means, then we can discuss it, ok?
StoneTools - July 21, 2013, 1:03 pm
but you already knew that, right?
StoneTools - July 21, 2013, 1:02 pm
actually, it's a failure of comprehension on your part.
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 12:01 pm
That argument is a fallacy of composition, but you already knew that, right?
StoneTools - July 20, 2013, 5:52 pm
Let's see, you possess zero knowledge (obviously from reading your postings on this site) so, your statement holds no water. anything is greater than zero (with the exception of the sum of the IQs of all liberals)
crankyhead - July 20, 2013, 5:43 pm
The only thing I possess more of, than knowledge, is courage. Curiously, you lack both.
StoneTools - July 20, 2013, 5:38 pm
CH, don't have the knowledge to use google or the internet?
crankyhead - July 20, 2013, 3:06 pm
ST, don't have the 'stones' to print it?
StoneTools - July 19, 2013, 4:23 pm
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=326700-full-transcript-zimmerman.html
crankyhead - July 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
Just to provide the context, what was the statement in the transcript, immediately preceding the one you just provided ST?
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:44 am
Again, I posit, if the cranium is being repeatedly pounded into the pavement, as George's side of the story goes, chances are, he would've been knocked the f'uck out, and not oriented enough to retaliate, unless he has a real dense skull.
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 8:19 pm
wow, these comments don't line up properly.
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 8:18 pm
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/24/us/zimmermans-lawyers-release-text-messages-of-trayvon-martin.html?_r=0
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 8:16 pm
Perhaps you should read the transcript. He wasn't told not to pursue he was told "OK, we don't need you to do that", that's not exactly telling someone not to, it's a suggestion.
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 8:13 pm
or Toronto
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 6:46 pm
Outstanding. So you are willing to have someone pound your head into concrete until you say ,"Yeah, at thispoint I am going to shoot somrone."
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 6:46 pm
Outstanding. So you are willing to have someone pound your head into concrete until you say ,"Yeah, at thispoint I am going to shoot somrone."
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 6:27 pm
Because no one ever in the history of mankind would ever shoot a stranger who had him pinned to the ground and pounding his head into the pavement. They would be thinking, "Oh, civil rights. Please, sir, may I have another?"
KaBoom - July 17, 2013, 6:12 pm
.of death or serious injury.No evidence suggested he did.GZ was being a**aulted with a dangerous weapon(concrete) and suffered wounds.So the jury could find it reasonable to use self defense.Stalking is a crime with a definition.GZ's actions do not fit it
KaBoom - July 17, 2013, 6:07 pm
..to that because the prosecutors failed to prove their case to begin with. SYG is a red herring. TM would not have had SYG protections because ANY self defense action must be objectively reasonable under the circumstances. It has to be reasonable fear..
KaBoom - July 17, 2013, 6:05 pm
I can help you and the follow-up comments with your questions. Stand your ground is an affirmative defense. That means the defense has to prove it rather than just relying on the prosecutors to fail to prove their case. In this case, I did not come...
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 2:51 pm
Don't try to rationalize, it will only make you senile, which will then cause you to move to Florida.
crankyhead - July 17, 2013, 2:50 pm
But don't FLA's stand your ground laws then give TM the right to defend himself from a stalker? I just don't get it.
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 2:45 pm
Well, and this is from the court, it was technically legal for George to follow Trayvon.
crankyhead - July 17, 2013, 2:43 pm
Given the GZ admitted to following TM, and the 911 call indicates he was told not to pursue, but did anyway, why did GZ have the protection of the stand your ground laws, but TM didn't? Anyone?
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 12:30 pm
How does wearing a hooded sweatshirt constitute "gangster?"
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 6:41 am
So just how beaten to death did George Zimmerman have to be before left-wing liberals say, "Hispanic man beaten to death by black guy? Sweep it under the rug like we did Bailry O'Neill."
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 2:12 am
Just as you profile someone as guilty without a shred of due process of law by instigating a conflict when you were advised not to do so by the legal authorities themselves. Hope he enjoys the lifelong prejudice he'll get for the rest of his life.
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 12:50 am
Mmmmmmmmm...you just proved George Zimmerman's case. When you are a law abiding citizen being a**aulted and beaten by someone who wants to go from "wannabe" thug to thug, you use a gun to defend yourself before your injuries become life threatening.
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 12:24 am
Mmmmmmm, no, this was testimony during the trial by Valerie Rao, who did not find the injuries incurred to be life-threatening. And thanks for proving my point on the whole red herring thing.
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 12:03 am
Who is playing the race card? This poster has "Race Card" written all over it. BTW, which medical examiner deemed Zimmerman's injuries "insignificant"? Could it be the one who was being interviewed on MSNBC who never saw Zimmerman?
Cannabal - July 16, 2013, 11:48 pm
I don't much care for you constant playing of the race card, Chad. I find it unbecoming. Then again, I forget how much you conservative love to beat people with red herring until they turn blue.
Cannabal - July 16, 2013, 11:47 pm
See, in real life, when a cranium hits the concrete, pavement, or any solidly hard surface, the person with said cranium suffers noticeable contusions, concussions, and even a hematoma. The medical examiner deemed Zimmerman's injuries "insignificant."
ChadAllen - July 16, 2013, 11:24 pm
Acquitted?? He would never have been charged for "capping" a "white" Hispanic. When your a black in America you don't have to take responsibility for yourself & be held accountable for violent behavior! Just look at Obama. Get with the program Cannonball.
foxrecon19d - July 16, 2013, 8:32 pm
Wait, WHAT? This guy who has me pinned to the ground and slamming my head into the concrete is only a gangsta' wannabe? Oh, THAT changes everything!


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Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:13 pm
Faux come back to the land of the reasonable. It's nice and sunny here and everyone wears a tie.
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:07 pm
How does Trayvon Martin get to be the poster child for every perceived injustice?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:47 pm
Wrong again. If you screw up and abortion, lefties still want to kill it because, well because they are lefties. That's post birth abortion.


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EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 8:35 am
Margaret Sanger kind of put an end to your idea of post birth abortions of blacks. Eugenics by abortion is the preferred method for liberals
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:58 pm
Yeah, look at how well blacks have done since the democrats took over in 2007. What's their unemployment rate? How many black children have been aborted compared to whites?


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